Dove Chocolate is LAME
Ok, can I just put this out there??
Of course I can, because it's my blog.
Dove chocolate. It tastes so good. I love it.
BUT.
When I am having a blah day, and need to consume large amounts of chocolate to self-medicate, the last thing I want to do is read some happy go lucky cheesy saying inside the wrapper of said medication of choice.
Can I get an amen?
"Believe in love at first sight, just in case."
Barf
"Shoe shopping therapy"
Seriously?
"Create a little controversy."
Ok, I'll get right on that one.
I mean, I'm not having a bad day at all. I'm self-medicating with chocolate because, well, its in my desk drawer and it was audibly calling my name. I couldn't ignore it. I just started thinking that if I'm having a good day and that mess is annoying, God help the piece of dove chocolate with the lame saying on the wrapper that I find on one of my bad days.
posted by Molly | 11:54 AM
1 Comments:
I avoid Dove choc. for that very reason and instead opt for whatever expensive organic very very dark choc. I can find. Good b/c: a) no cheesy sayings b) more expensive so I don't buy as much c) I only take tiny bites b/c it is expensive d) the darker the choc. the less I need. But if you stick with Dove I think you should use the wrappers to create a piece of art to hang in your office to use as a convo starter with kids.
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